Choc labs having fun in the sea!
CHOCOLATE LABRADOR
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Monday, 14 January 2008
Monday, 15 October 2007
Top 10 Reasons why a Chocolate Lab is Better than your Wife
1. A chocolate lab's parents will never visit you.
2. A chocolate labrador loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. Your chocolate lab limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. Your choclate labrador never expects you to telephone.
5. Your chocolate lab will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. Your chocolate lab does not care about the previous labs in your life.
7. Your chocolate labrador does not get mad at you if you pet another lab.
8. Your chocolate lab never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier your chocolate lab is to see you.
10. Your chocolate labrador does not shop.
And here's another choc lab joke....
A lady woke up one morning and discovered her favorite pet, her chocolate labrador, wasn't moving.
Totally distraught, she called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in to the surgery. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the labrador dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "My choclate lab is such a great pet, he's the family favorite. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "Well, there is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a siamese cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat sauntered over to the chocolate labrador. The cat slowly sniffed the dog from head to toe and sauntered back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your chocolate labrador is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "Ok, so how much do I owe you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"What?!!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330??"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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2. A chocolate labrador loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. Your chocolate lab limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. Your choclate labrador never expects you to telephone.
5. Your chocolate lab will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. Your chocolate lab does not care about the previous labs in your life.
7. Your chocolate labrador does not get mad at you if you pet another lab.
8. Your chocolate lab never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier your chocolate lab is to see you.
10. Your chocolate labrador does not shop.
And here's another choc lab joke....
A lady woke up one morning and discovered her favorite pet, her chocolate labrador, wasn't moving.
Totally distraught, she called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in to the surgery. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the labrador dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "My choclate lab is such a great pet, he's the family favorite. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "Well, there is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a siamese cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat sauntered over to the chocolate labrador. The cat slowly sniffed the dog from head to toe and sauntered back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your chocolate labrador is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "Ok, so how much do I owe you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"What?!!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330??"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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Monday, 4 June 2007
CHOCOLATE LABRADOR RETRIEVER
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The Chocolate Labrador Retriever is a retriever in the class of Sporting dogs. Chocolate Labradors have come to be one of the favorite family house pets today due to their wonderful personality, gentle disposition and loyalty.
Chocolate Labradors are descended from St John's dogs (now extinct) from Newfoundland which was settled by English fisherman as early as the 1500's. The English fisherman in Newfoundland used the chocolate labrador's predecessor, the St. John's dog, to retrieve fish that had fallen off their hooks as well to help haul in fishing lines through the water. The St. John's dogs were considered "workaholics" and enjoyed the retrieving tasks given in the fishing environment.
The Chocolate Labrador has a dense, short coat that repels water and provides great resistance to the cold and water. Labradors come in 3 colors; black, yellow and chocolate. Black is the most well known color and it is dominant in Labradors. Black was also the Labrador color commonly preferred and bred for up until more recent times. It should be noted that the colors chocolate and yellow have been noted in the original St. John's dogs from the Newfoundland. They are recessive genes and were referred to as the colour 'liver' or sometimes 'golden'.
As recessive colors the yellow and chocolate labrador pups would occasionally appear in litters throughout time. During the earlier breeding programs these 'off colors' of yellow & chocolate were often 'culled' until they were finally accepted by the British and the American Kennel Clubs and registered.
Chocolate labradors are still the rarest of the 3 labrador colours, but chocolate labradors are my personal favourite!
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CHOCOLATE LABRADOR
CHOCOLATE LABRADOR
The Chocolate Labrador Retriever is a retriever in the class of Sporting dogs. Chocolate Labradors have come to be one of the favorite family house pets today due to their wonderful personality, gentle disposition and loyalty.
Chocolate Labradors are descended from St John's dogs (now extinct) from Newfoundland which was settled by English fisherman as early as the 1500's. The English fisherman in Newfoundland used the chocolate labrador's predecessor, the St. John's dog, to retrieve fish that had fallen off their hooks as well to help haul in fishing lines through the water. The St. John's dogs were considered "workaholics" and enjoyed the retrieving tasks given in the fishing environment.
The Chocolate Labrador has a dense, short coat that repels water and provides great resistance to the cold and water. Labradors come in 3 colors; black, yellow and chocolate. Black is the most well known color and it is dominant in Labradors. Black was also the Labrador color commonly preferred and bred for up until more recent times. It should be noted that the colors chocolate and yellow have been noted in the original St. John's dogs from the Newfoundland. They are recessive genes and were referred to as the colour 'liver' or sometimes 'golden'.
As recessive colors the yellow and chocolate labrador pups would occasionally appear in litters throughout time. During the earlier breeding programs these 'off colors' of yellow & chocolate were often 'culled' until they were finally accepted by the British and the American Kennel Clubs and registered.
Chocolate labradors are still the rarest of the 3 labrador colours, but chocolate labradors are my personal favourite!
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CHOCOLATE LABRADOR
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