Monday 15 October 2007

Top 10 Reasons why a Chocolate Lab is Better than your Wife

1. A chocolate lab's parents will never visit you.
2. A chocolate labrador loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. Your chocolate lab limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
4. Your choclate labrador never expects you to telephone.
5. Your chocolate lab will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
6. Your chocolate lab does not care about the previous labs in your life.
7. Your chocolate labrador does not get mad at you if you pet another lab.
8. Your chocolate lab never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
9. The later you are, the happier your chocolate lab is to see you.
10. Your chocolate labrador does not shop.

And here's another choc lab joke....

A lady woke up one morning and discovered her favorite pet, her chocolate labrador, wasn't moving.
Totally distraught, she called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in to the surgery. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the labrador dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "My choclate lab is such a great pet, he's the family favorite. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "Well, there is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a siamese cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat sauntered over to the chocolate labrador. The cat slowly sniffed the dog from head to toe and sauntered back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your chocolate labrador is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "Ok, so how much do I owe you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"What?!!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330??"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

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